Episode 20: I’m OLD!

Getting slow in their old age the ATC crew gets this podcast up a little late. Actually Ryan had some file loss emergency, but all is well after some work. NOTE: This episode is a completely unedited recording session. So enjoy this unique view into their recording process. (It will likely become a regular thing…because it’s SO much easier to put together).

In this episode the guys talk about the phenomenon of Old Man Strength and who are the best old men. Men, being much like wine, sometimes get better with age.

Thanks to the listeners who suggested good old men, they may not have listened, but still.

The episode ends with a slightly scoring muddled, but still entertaining game of Chad vs. Shawn in trying to identify the voices of old dudes.

Episode 20: I’m OLD!

For an upcoming episode the guys will discuss the best drunken characters, if you have any suggestions.

Episode 19: Men at Work

At long last, ATC is back!

The new schedule is still a little unsure, one thing is for sure…hilarity! Because in this episode Ryan is joined by Chad and Shawn, two podcast noobs.

But it’s okay, because they just have a Trivial Conversation…see! It works. Huzah!

For 19 Ryan brought up the topic of the best/worst fictional workplaces, bosses and co-workers.

Enjoy!

Episode 19: Men at Work

Links:

http://www.rankopedia.com/Best-TV-Fictional-Boss-(U.S.)/Step1/13620/.htm

Extra, Extra! 17: Minecraft…again

Ryan, Alex and Ethan discuss Minecraft…again. But more to the point they talk about the main Unofficial Minecraft server of the Rooster Teeth community that Ethan runs and Ryan builds on. Recently the server had it’s first of hopefully many Let’s Play days.

And the conversation just goes around and around Minecraft, Rooster Teeth, and ends up on NyQuil. How? Well…listen and find out.

Extra, Extra! 17: Minecraft…again

Episode 16: Infection & Inebriation

In Episode 16 Alex tries to lead Ryan and Ethan to actually talk about The Walking Dead in this episode, instead of playing Minecraft or getting sidetracked by something shiny.

And they did it! Alex proved you can lead a nerd to a topic and make him talk…provided he isn’t playing a videogame at the same time.

In the middle there is a lot of other discussions, Top Gear, Boardwalk Empire, action movies, Sylvester Stallone and other nonsense.

The guys end on a topic everyone loves, alcohol, more specifically beer.

In a sneak peek at some upcoming stuff you’d probably be very surprised to learn the guys talk about Minecraft for an Extra, Extra! I know, right?

But coming up in Episode 17 we have a special Christmas present for you, Ryan and Alex are joined by some pretty ladies. Oh yeah…

Episode 16: Infection & Inebriation

SHOW NOTES
03:13
Recent Entertainment:
Game of Thrones, Minecraft, Westeroscraft
10:50 Boardwalk Empire
16:21 Top Gear
25:58 Brendan Fraser
27:21 Action movie mix n match
Sylvester Stallone discussion
35:13 Walking Dead
1:02:14 Intermission “Banner” by Scenario
1:02:40 Tasty Booze

Episode 15: Minecrafty

In this episode the ATC crew shows you how little they think of you. Ryan plays a videogame the whole time and John and Alex aren’t even there. They’re all abusive and distant to you, aren’t they? Come here, I’ll hug you. Awwwww, there, there.

No worries though, Facebook fan #125, Ethan, steps in to help. He may also be playing a video game…in fact he’s playing Minecraft with Ryan. They talk about Mining, Crafting and building games with the results of both of those to make a Let’s Play style area on Ethan’s Minecraft server.

Through the course of conversation they hit some other topics; Rooster Teeth, Red vs. Blue, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, MMOs, Halo, pedicabs and…more Minecraft.

Episode 15: Minecrafty

SHOW NOTES:
0 – End:
Minecraft weaved in and out
32:07 The Walking Dead (shortly)
36:20 Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter
1:04:58 Two Broke Girls, Nick & Nora’s Infinite Playlist

Extra, Extra! 17: Use The Force

John and Ryan start talking about Angry Birds Star Wars, take a pit-stop on MRIs, then move on to the movies, crazy George Lucas, then kind of back to Angry Birds.

It’s a lengthy Extra, but you can’t stop nerds once they start talking about Star Wars.

Extra, Extra 17: Use The Force

SHOW NOTES

The Penny Arcade comic Ryan mentions

Episode 14: Dumbassary

The guys came in with a plan and abandoned it almost immediately, embracing the
title of the show and having an entirely Trivial Conversation. So this is an
almost entirely unedited pointless discussion between Ryan, John and Alex.

To make up for any sad soul that might actually look to us for guidance, John and Ryan talk Star Wars Angry Birds, Angry Birds in general and Star Wars in General…Kenobi. (Editors note: I almost put General Grievious, but he is an abomination on the franchise)

Back to Episode 14:   
Here are some notable pointless points (Times and links will be in the show notes):

During a Penalty Box discussion, John & Alex both rack up points. Ryan still in the clear… surprisingly.

The guys display their complete lack of knowledge about Mars and science in
general. Go ahead…laugh at them.

A short mention of an upcoming Quinten Tarantino episode and the recorded but
unreleased episode on The Wire.

Then laugh that grown men are fans of My Little Pony, not the ATC guys, but Alex
takes steps to infiltrate the Houston Chapter of the Bronies. An adult My Little
Pony fan club…seriously, that’s a thing.

John calls Alex a “Sexy Mexican.”

During a discussion about Glorious facial hair John and Alex say “FU” in
unison…and it goes unnoticed.

Ryan & John berate Alex, slightly harshly, and . John does come up with the
episode title, Alex tries to retaliate with Gangnam Style

That loops into a search for Hitler on Twitter…who knows.

Ryan says Y’all in natural (slightly drunken) speech, it also went unnoticed, even by him (until he edited the show).

An athlete drives drunk…in a Teletubby outfit.

Eventually the guys get to current entertainment. Madden, Minecraft, videogame
frustration, rage quitting and Ryan’s eventual freak out over being interupted
several times.

Alex posits the topic what would the guys be in different time periods?

Episode 14: Dumbassary

SHOW NOTES:
01:30
Penalty Box discussion.
04:28 Mars (which is actually smaller than Earth)
“Earth Shaking News”
The infamous Plastic follow up
15:15 Upcoming episode on Tarantino, The Wire and then complete ridiculousness; including My Little Pony and Dildo Hitler
Brony Discussion:
“That guy is a winner”
Brony site:Seriously, this is a thing
24:45 Glorious facial hair
Handlebar mustache

“FU” manchu mustache:

Hitler mustache: …you know
33:01 Music break (semi rapped over by Alex) by Scenario
33:24 Fad culture, Gungam style, Hitler on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/Dildo_Hitler

38:00 Red Wings player arrested
41:04 Current entertainment, including Ryan’s hissy fits
Ryan’s Minecraft game video
54:58 Us in different times
George Washington statue:

Minecraft – Which Switch

I created a game show style game in Minecraft in the vein of a Let’s Play challenge stuff on  Achievement Hunter (I’m Rooster Teeth Community member Evon) on the server of fellow member Lunchbox404.

Lunchbox404 and I are planning to do Let’s Play style games on Sundays, there are a couple activities set up already, we’re looking for players.

This video is me explaining the test build on his computer to Alex and John.

Note: I did give the second guy two turns, we were all pretty drunk during the video…and screw John.

 

Episode 13: Dream a little dream

Through amazing podcast time-warp technology you would never guess that we recorded this episode when we recorded episode 12…except that we mention it and ruin the whole thing.

The guys have a trivial conversation about dreams followed up by a talk about their latest entertainment. It’s not a full on episode, but it’s close enough.

The intro bit may or may not contain the word jizz. (It totally does).

Regularly scheduled programming will return for episode 14.

Enjoy.

Episode 13: Dream a little dream

SHOW NOTES
00:00 
Intro, dreams
17:35 Intermission music by Scenario
17:54 Current entertainment

Extra, Extra! 015: Sim City

In a continuing of the theme from Episode 10, in this Extra, Extra John and Ryan talk about Sim City and related games.

From the initial greatness that was the original city building game to some of the latest attempts at copies and finally the new version which will be coming out next year.

They are Sim-Cited…SIMply exCITYed…shit, whatever, you get it.

Extra, Extra! 015: Sim City

Independence…with eventual subjugation & extermination : Assassin’s Creed 3

Assassin's Creed 3 Typo

As fun as Assassin’s Creed 3 can be, the game definitely needed a little more polish time.

I’ve always loved the Assassin’s Creed games, traveling back to beautiful places in crazy times, meeting interesting people and ramming a blade into their squishy innards.

In Assassin’s Creed 3, Ubisoft has added a mechanic I already, and can see myself continuing to, sink tons of time into without making much game progress at all; hunting. It’s just like killing guards and Templars, but more character building (for you and Connor) because you quietly stalk through the woods, setting traps and investigating animal tracks. The clue mechanic is nicely done because it just adds a little more detail for people that want it, but can be skipped the majority of the time.

The clubs (hunting, frontiersmen, etc.) is something I didn’t get right away, but it basically just seems to be a side-quest delivery system. If there is anything more in-depth than that I have missed it.

Homestud
One thing I feel happening in the game, between my frantic runs through story missions and off-time stalking elk, is the process for adding people, resources and progress to your “Homestead” seems random and not as featured as such a mechanic should be. The idea is a nice change to the storefront mechanic from the last few games, but for as far along in the game as I am I realize I can’t make anything because I’ve barely found anyone, and the ones I have found aren’t leveled enough to make me anything but barrels and other things I can only sell for a few bits.
Being a treasure whore I wandered the map finding chests, thereby collecting a bunch of recipes…that I can’t use. The guiding for adding to the Homestead should be more forceful. “Connor, go to Boston, I heard there is a Canadian miner there.” or some such hint would have been helpful. It seems like a half finished idea.

Treesus Christ
As I mentioned in Episode 10 of the podcast, I was nervous about the tree running before the game came out but, while the branch look obviously gets a little repetitive, they managed to create a network of running paths hanging in the forest. Sometimes you wander trying to find a damned spot to climb up, which is kind of realistic and also frustrating.

SAIL! (na na na na-nah, na na na na-nah-ooh, SAIL!)
I’ve had a passion for a decent pirate game for…ever. Many a game came close, Sid Meier’s Pirates was kind of fun, but the majority of pirate-based games, mostly MMOs, are crap.
How is it that a game series not about pirates at all, added a sea-faring mechanic that is like 800 times better than any boat-centric game? Ubisoft, make a pirate game. Character sails, attacks and steals boats to sell them, searches for buried treasure, kills people, goes into town, robs and plunders. You have the majority of those pieces in Assassin’s Creed 3, I want it. I will pay you 100 American dollars! Give!

Other stuff I don’t have clever header for
I don’t know if anyone else is like this, but sometimes I find a mechanic in a game that I think is spectacularly well done and I play that mechanic and make up my own little game. Like in Grand Theft Auto 3 I would drive the cab for hours. First to learn the maps by memory, but I would make a little back-story in my mind that Claude was a mute immigrant who was trying to make a living to support his twelve kids…maybe it’s just me.

I can do the same thing with hunting and the naval battles in Assassin’s Creed 3.

I think I’m 40% through, the next city is New York. But I haven’t established my Homestead nearly enough to head on to the Big City, so I’ve been trying to do everything else.

Maybe it is my play style (treasure-whoring, pocket-picking, pack-ratting, hyphenated sum-bitch) but I always feel like I have more money than I will ever need in Assassin’s Creed games. I pinch pennies though and wait until the digits in the game completion field get into the plus 80s before I really buy anything. Then I go BA-NAN-AS! If you could by a vibrating, gold plated pimp chalice, I totally would.

The Indian aspect is handled…decently. (Yes, I use Indian. Because the reservation I grew up in/near was full of natives who identified themselves as such.)
The use of the language seemed a little forced, as I don’t remember Italian or other languages being used except in short pieces. Connor and his buddies have full conversations in the Iroquois language, it can get a little thick and really killed my interest in hearing (reading) all of the side conversations.

The camera, especially with the addition of forests worth of trees, has its occasional problems and the “new & smarter” free running system can still cause some grief. The biggest thing is the game just seems like it was rushed. They added a bunch of new mechanics and didn’t give them even a spit polish, let alone a full coat of wax and a full release rub down.

A horse I was previously riding continued to fucking stalk me throughout the countryside. It was so bad that after I managed to defeat a squad of Redcoats, with an animal that weights two metric tons blocking my way about every third swing, as I tried to harvest the spoils of war by looting the corpses, this goddamn fucking horse would bump into me just as the loot timer would get close to full. EVERY TIME! I shot him in the head about five times, but the clopping bastard wouldn’t freaking die! I wanted so badly to turn that big-toothed, long faced prick into glue.

But, besides that I didn’t have many of the bugs that seems to have plagued others, there were a few side quests that I had to abandon because the target just didn’t appear, but mostly it was alright.

Not having reached the end of the game I can’t be sure, but I assume there will be an Assassin’s Creed 4 and possibly more. What I hope they get to is a modern landscape, which will probably feature Desmond as the assassin. If that happens I will feel a little bad for absolutely hating every time I have to be Desmond. Because the “modern” environments they’ve created so far have been some post modern stylistic bullshit.

But if I can scale the buildings of a modern city, I will make it up to Desmond by stealing, killing and climbing everything in sight.

Episode 10: Gamer vs. Gamer

For Episode 10. Ryan and John have a fairly unplanned, unceremonious and unAlexed discussion about video games.
From Ryan’s point as a relatively hardcore gamer to John who is mostly a mobile gamer the guys discuss the past, present and future of gaming from the noise soaked world of John’s backyard. There may even be some poop talk, so suck that!
…Not the poop, the fact that they talk about poop. See, now you’re weirded out a little, I can tell. It’s not a poop thing, I swear.

They also thank Shawn for being our 50th fan on Facebook and mention yet another thing they plan to do in the future. Will it happen? No one knows! Taking all bets.

ATCpod Episode 10: Gamer vs. Gamer

Episode 09: Texas Podcast Massacre

Zombie Alex

Zombie Alex checks the tape holding the mic to his face. High production values when we record!

In this episode Ryan terrifies the other guys with his attempt at a Dracula voice, Alex has a mic taped to his face and John whines like a little girl during a Spooky Sounds game.

The ATCpod crew talks horror movies for this spooky Halloween episode.
Starting as kids watching scary movies, the first movie to really scare you and a general, looping discussion about horror that comes around to end on the tactic of rooting for the bad guy in horror films.
In a Halloween themed game Ryan pits Alex and John against each other to THE DEATH!
ATCpod Episode 09: Texas Podcast Massacre

Show Notes

3:52 Current entertainment
Alex: American Horror Story
Ryan: 30 Rock, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Forward Unto Dawn
John: The World Series
10:45 Shiner goofs & Twitter recognition
12:29 Last episode oversight in creepy games: Silent Hill & Resident Evil
13:56 Large scary movie discussion
49:08 Rooting for the Bad Guy
John: Hannibal Lecter
Alex: Nobody
Ryan: Michael Myers
57:59 Deliverance: Is it a horror movie?
59:42 Intermission: Blues riff by Justin Sessink
1:00:11 Spooky Sounds game

ATCpod Episode 08: Are You Afraid of the Podcast?

As an on-ramp to our spooky Halloween movie discussion the full crew talks about other scary entertainment, such as TV shows like The Walking Dead, The Twilight Zone, Are You Afraid of the Dark and video games like Dead Island, DayZ and WarZ.

First up though, we officially announce Banner, by Scenario, as our new official theme song.
Alex talks a little music to balance out John and Ryan after their Episode 7 ROCK FEST! The discussion brings to light the questions, was Alex a diversity hire? Possibly. Are John and Ryan extremely white? Likely.

AUDIO ISSUE: During the episode Ryan’s mic decides to go all 1950s…sorry.

ATCpod Episode 08: Are You Afraid of the Podcast?

SHOW NOTES:

0 – 4:22 Intro – Official announcement of new theme song
4:23 – 12:21  Alex contributes his music tastes
12:23 – 19:52  Current entertainment
19:54 – 50:03  Scary entertainment (except for movies…but actually, movies a little)
22:40 – 30:34 The Walking Dead spoilers
45:21 – 46:10 Mini Red Light, Green Light from Alex Amnesia: The Dark Decent.
50:04 – 50:26 Intermission: Music by Scenario
50:27 – 58:13 The Fake News
58:15 – 59:19 ATC on the Web
59:20 – End  Sponsorship riff

Episode 07: Music Theories

In this week’s episode Ryan and John carry on without Alex and take the opportunity of his incarceration (or whatever it was) to talk about ROCK! and some other music, in preparation for an upcoming discussion about live music (probably in 3 or so episodes).

Early on Ryan realizes he’s been off the mic a bit too much because of paranoia about running the show controls, so his solution? To drink more…sound thought process there (get it?). But he does try Glenlivet 18 year old scotch for the first time, on air.

Some short talk about video games and Ryan’s response to John’s first Red Light, Green Light submission, Da Vinci’s Inquest.

Then the guys talk evolution of tastes in music, use of music as therapy, music as an autobiography for times in your life, and a bunch of other stuff. They also talk surprising choices in music and both think rap sucks…TAKE THAT ALEX!

ATCpod Episode 07 – Music Theories

Show Notes

0:00 – 1:10 Intro – current
1:16 – 1:54Here Comes the Boom : Kevin James
1:54 – 2:35Adam Sandler
2:36 – 5:10 Scotch talk. Glenlivet 18 taste test. (it’s actually a lot cheaper than I thought, hurray!)
5:11 – 6:00 Ryan needs to drink more! He’s doing it for you
6:02 – 6:46 ATC fans/Facebook/podcast talk
6:47 – 9:27 XCOM: Enemy Unknown for Xbox 360
9:28 – 12:25  More game talk. Piracy
12:41 – 13:48 Red Light, Green Light: Da Vinci’s Inquest, sort of result
13:50 – 55:07  Music
55:08 – 55:38 (intermission) music by Justin Sessink
55:39 – 1:03:28 News
1:03:29 – End …the end

In the next two episodes (hopefully) some combination of people will be talking about scary stuff! So if you have any suggestions send them in.
Next week we’ll discuss the growth and presence of scary TV.
And posting on Halloween we’ll have a scary movie discussion, featuring another devilish game that Ryan plans to torture Alex and John with. Muwhahahahahaha….okay, done.

 

Episode 06: A. Trivial Conversation

The ATCpod crew talk in their cave.

This week the ATCpod crew (Ryan, John & Alex) have A. Trivial Conversation (see what I did there?) about entertainment.

Loosely starting out by discussing a movie or show you can re-watch over and over the boys have a nice, pleasant talk.

Then Ryan runs a game and everyone hates everyone. Not really, but it would have been funny.  (Editor’s note: Ryan fumbled the “no hint” rule a few times, but a game reconstruction expert’s analysis proved the ending would have still been the same, give or take a few points.)

Download: ATC Ep06 A. Trivial Conversation

SHOW NOTES:

0:05 –  1:37   New music from Justin Sessink
1:38 – 2:22  Emlio Esteves is getting fat
2:23 – 3:06  Charlie Sheen’s weird jutting chin – 3 1/2 men? The chin must
count as an extra man.
3:11 – 6:36 John’s spoiler immunity & Ryan’s total disbelief such a thing exists
6:37 – 43:20    Entertainment you can replay over and over
                   7:40 – 9:25      Topic diversion: Time left for Super Hero movies?
9:29 – 14:04 Pulp Fiction discussion
10:31 – 12:40 Samuel L. Jackson discussion
10:58 Ryan & Alex mean Anthony Anderson
         12:41 – 13:18 Jackie Brown
         14:05 – 16:19     Caddyshack & Bill Murray
16:54 – 19:57   The Shield, Chiklis, Vegas
19:58 – 23:07   Men in Black, Independence Day, Sahara
 23:08 – 24:34   Topic diversion: Movies that avoided you
Ronin, Memento, A Few Good Men
 24:35 – 25:57   Good to watch, but don’t own:
Beverly Hills Cop, Metro, My Cousin Vinnie
25:58 – 27:39    Ryan’s difficulty watching some movies
Godfather 2, Westerns
27:40 – 29:32    Snatch, Star Wars
29:33 – 31:34    Topic Re-diversion:
Super heroes, monster movies, Spiderman 3mo
31:35 – 43:10     District 9, Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump
          37:20 – 43:20     Movies you avoided
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, The Rum                                     Diary, Tigerland, Phone Booth, Sideways
43:15 – 43:49 Intermission music by Justin Sessink of Scenario
43:50 – 1:14:53 Game
1:14:54 – End – Outro

Extra, Extra! 006 – Budget Entertainment

In Extra, Extra #006: Ryan, Alex & John discuss entertaining yourself on a budget.

Choosing between what to purchase, utilizing free and demo games, borrowing friends’ media, used merchandise…everything except pirating…because they’d never do that.

How do you entertain yourself without spending a lot?

ATC-Ex006 – Budget Entertainment

Episode 05: Dexterous

This week Alex and Ryan are joined by frequent news contributor John. Comment and convince him he should be rotated in as a regular member.

In a first of firsts the boys clock in the podcast in just under an hour.

In a second of firsts, no news, sorry.

But Ryan and Alex discuss Looper, briefly (Ryan’s review article available). Ryan talks about Borderlands 2.

In a Showtime showdown Alex and Ryan discuss the start of the second season of Showtime’s Homeland and all three guys talk about Dexter for the majority of the episode.

Then, in a sort of test run, Ryan pits John and Alex against each other in description variant of Name That Tune about Dexter.

ATCpod Episode 05: Dexterous

Show notes:
0 – 3:09 Intro
3:09 – 8:15 Looper
8:30 – 11:08 borderlands 2
11:12 – 14:05 homeland
14:06 – 42-30 dexter
42:32 – (end) game & outro